I'm so happy for all of the inflation lovers, I bet you all loved exploring Jeffrey Epstein's Petal Files! I'm happy for all of the people with elephant fetishes, block fetishes, stretchy fetishes, slime fetishes, worm fetishes, hippo fetishes, and people whole love captain chode!

Anyways this game was a lot of fun but it really felt like they were just throwing shit at the wall most of the time and seeing what stuck. Some wonder effects were great but were never expanded upon, some were repeated when they had no reason to be, and there was definitely some inconsistency with the break times (a lot of them were nice but the search parties were terrible).

The camera in the local co-op could really sabotage you sometimes, but I loved the implementation of the online mode.

But most importantly, I feel sorry for Toadette because she was clearly a development afterthought who doesn't appear on the box, has lame color palettes for the powerups, and has bad hidden blocks :( free my girl

Oh and the secrets lowkey sucked. I don't want to go back to playing NSMB but can't a guy get a nice invisible hole in the wall every now and then?