this uh. kinda blows? don’t get me wrong: i love the og aesthetic (not a huge fan of the remastered graphics personally), i love the music, the ai is clever and tricky (with one exception), sound design is punchy.

these level designs came from the bowels of hell. constantly disoriented, always confused. shout out to the ikea arrows in levels and special shout out to the waypoint that frankly should’ve always been visible or able to be summoned with a button press.
the flood sucks. the warthog sucks. christ its like driving on black ice everywhere (that final level was awful bc of its physics and its innate and constant desire to flip over when encountering even the slightest bump.)

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2024


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4 months ago

it was genuinely shocking how bad this game was after hearing everyone sing it's praises for years. im terrified of continuing this series lol

4 months ago

I also thought this one wasn't that special but the later games are much better