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30 Games
what it is:
the board game of monopoly... on the game.com
why it's here:
how would you like to either daisy-chain two game.coms together, or pass one around a room of up to 5 other people?
i'll answer for you - you wouldn't like it very much!
the board game of monopoly... on the game.com
why it's here:
how would you like to either daisy-chain two game.coms together, or pass one around a room of up to 5 other people?
i'll answer for you - you wouldn't like it very much!
what it is:
picture/video gallery of ~19 year old japanese students
why it's here:
obviously fetishistic. full bios/measurements. weird fixations on specific parts of uniforms (e.g. several pictures of socks/shoes)
note: there are a shit ton of releases in the private idol disc series. most are fixated on one model at a time. this one is on this list because it's by far the strangest of the bunch
picture/video gallery of ~19 year old japanese students
why it's here:
obviously fetishistic. full bios/measurements. weird fixations on specific parts of uniforms (e.g. several pictures of socks/shoes)
note: there are a shit ton of releases in the private idol disc series. most are fixated on one model at a time. this one is on this list because it's by far the strangest of the bunch
what it is:
a dating sim featuring members of popular japanese girl groups
why it's here:
creating an official dating sim based on interacting with fictionally pandering versions of real people is fucking weird
a dating sim featuring members of popular japanese girl groups
why it's here:
creating an official dating sim based on interacting with fictionally pandering versions of real people is fucking weird
what it is:
an srpg where you play the side of nazi germany during operation barbarossa
why it's here:
honestly i just find it incredibly funny that there's a game called BARBAROSSA with a giant glowing image of hitler on the front cover
an srpg where you play the side of nazi germany during operation barbarossa
why it's here:
honestly i just find it incredibly funny that there's a game called BARBAROSSA with a giant glowing image of hitler on the front cover
actual title:
des blood vr
what it is:
resident evil clone with sex
why it's here:
i just find it really interesting that the developers of rapelay and koikatsu party (among other things) also happen to have a fucking survival horror game
des blood vr
what it is:
resident evil clone with sex
why it's here:
i just find it really interesting that the developers of rapelay and koikatsu party (among other things) also happen to have a fucking survival horror game
what it is:
a collection of puzzle minigames which you complete to reveal photos of a half naked, german model
why it's here:
being a virtually unheard of cdi exclusive and also having roughly 0 audience on said console
a collection of puzzle minigames which you complete to reveal photos of a half naked, german model
why it's here:
being a virtually unheard of cdi exclusive and also having roughly 0 audience on said console
what it is:
xbox live community game
why it's here:
bizarrely racist and also just absolute dogshit on every level. borderline nonexistent graphics, weird ass physics, level design worse than most flash games, etc.
xbox live community game
why it's here:
bizarrely racist and also just absolute dogshit on every level. borderline nonexistent graphics, weird ass physics, level design worse than most flash games, etc.
what it is:
voice-controlled, japanese-only game created by spumco (multimedia company founded by john k, creator of ren & stimpy, hit animated short "cans without labels" and also a notorious pedophile)
why it's here:
one of the only things spumco released. looks utterly bizarre and it's also pretty surprising that it didn't see an international release at all despite having a sequel
we got go-go hypergrind though, so that's something i guess
voice-controlled, japanese-only game created by spumco (multimedia company founded by john k, creator of ren & stimpy, hit animated short "cans without labels" and also a notorious pedophile)
why it's here:
one of the only things spumco released. looks utterly bizarre and it's also pretty surprising that it didn't see an international release at all despite having a sequel
we got go-go hypergrind though, so that's something i guess
what it is:
essentially a gravure idol dvd
why it's here:
literally no interactivity besides the initial menu. these aren't even slideshows. this is just a straight-up softcore dvd for the ps2
essentially a gravure idol dvd
why it's here:
literally no interactivity besides the initial menu. these aren't even slideshows. this is just a straight-up softcore dvd for the ps2
what it is:
japanese-only visual novel exclusively released on kinect
why it's here:
in addition to the above, it also includes a kinect version of the original dodonpachi, which i can only imagine being absolutely insufferable to play
japanese-only visual novel exclusively released on kinect
why it's here:
in addition to the above, it also includes a kinect version of the original dodonpachi, which i can only imagine being absolutely insufferable to play
what it is:
singstar
why it's here:
the wiggles
singstar
why it's here:
the wiggles
what it is:
point and click comedy for ms-dos
why it's here:
bizarre visual style. looks like it has competent enough production quality despite being one of the most obscure games ever released
point and click comedy for ms-dos
why it's here:
bizarre visual style. looks like it has competent enough production quality despite being one of the most obscure games ever released
what it is:
russian survival horror game
why it's here:
difficult to find any info on. looks like complete shit
russian survival horror game
why it's here:
difficult to find any info on. looks like complete shit
what it is:
russian adventure game with fixed camera angles that roughly 0 people have played. i think there's combat?
why it's here:
name, art style and content from what i can tell are all pretty fucking insane
russian adventure game with fixed camera angles that roughly 0 people have played. i think there's combat?
why it's here:
name, art style and content from what i can tell are all pretty fucking insane
what it is:
an isometric 3d platformer by wayforward that includes both scooby-doo and looney tunes characters
why it's here:
not only are the two properties a strange combo - the game itself is such a complete and utter waste of them. it's also bizarrely expensive. $20 for this fucking garbage
an isometric 3d platformer by wayforward that includes both scooby-doo and looney tunes characters
why it's here:
not only are the two properties a strange combo - the game itself is such a complete and utter waste of them. it's also bizarrely expensive. $20 for this fucking garbage
what it is:
strip rock paper scissors
why it's here:
strip rock paper scissors
strip rock paper scissors
why it's here:
strip rock paper scissors
what it is:
a sequel to a fighting game where you rape your opponent after beating them. developed by the rape masters themselves, illusion
why it's here:
more bizarre than the premise itself is the fact that battle raper 2 literally does not contain any rape despite its title
a sequel to a fighting game where you rape your opponent after beating them. developed by the rape masters themselves, illusion
why it's here:
more bizarre than the premise itself is the fact that battle raper 2 literally does not contain any rape despite its title
what it is:
music for the nes
why it's here:
unique use of the hardware. this isn't even a game it's literally just an album
music for the nes
why it's here:
unique use of the hardware. this isn't even a game it's literally just an album
what it is:
one of the few games released for the forgotten pokemon mini handheld
why it's here:
extremely obscure despite being tied to one of the most popular franchises in the world. why the hell did they want to try cannibalizing gameboy sales?
one of the few games released for the forgotten pokemon mini handheld
why it's here:
extremely obscure despite being tied to one of the most popular franchises in the world. why the hell did they want to try cannibalizing gameboy sales?
what it is:
a fighting game based on the anime "apocalypse zero"
why it's here:
...why the fuck would you ever want to make a game based on apocalypse zero? that shit is absolute fucking dog shit. the game doesn't fare any better either
a fighting game based on the anime "apocalypse zero"
why it's here:
...why the fuck would you ever want to make a game based on apocalypse zero? that shit is absolute fucking dog shit. the game doesn't fare any better either
what it is:
simple puzzle game for pc-98
why it's here:
kinda disgusting cgs and the baffling fact that it's been translated into english seemingly as a joke
simple puzzle game for pc-98
why it's here:
kinda disgusting cgs and the baffling fact that it's been translated into english seemingly as a joke
what it is:
one of many entries in a christian gaming shovelware series
why it's here:
nothing quite like browsing the psn and then stumbling on a some shitty looking arcade throwback with christ stamped onto it
one of many entries in a christian gaming shovelware series
why it's here:
nothing quite like browsing the psn and then stumbling on a some shitty looking arcade throwback with christ stamped onto it
what it is:
videos and slideshows of a gravure idol for ps2
why it's here:
aside from being a softcore showcase, the slideshows also have weirdly jarring morph transitions which resemble shape tweens in macromedia flash
it's worth noting that there are several more releases in the motion gravure series for different models
videos and slideshows of a gravure idol for ps2
why it's here:
aside from being a softcore showcase, the slideshows also have weirdly jarring morph transitions which resemble shape tweens in macromedia flash
it's worth noting that there are several more releases in the motion gravure series for different models
what it is:
itchio game that takes roughly 2-5 minutes to finish
why it's here:
feels both like malware and cryptic directions to a pile of dead bodies or something
itchio game that takes roughly 2-5 minutes to finish
why it's here:
feels both like malware and cryptic directions to a pile of dead bodies or something
what it is:
isometric rpg fronted by the leader of an extremist russian conservative group
why it's here:
almost comically racist with zero fucking boundaries
isometric rpg fronted by the leader of an extremist russian conservative group
why it's here:
almost comically racist with zero fucking boundaries
what it is:
a shmup created by platine dispositif
why it's here:
incredibly hard to research or find in general unless you already know about it or its creator. game itself is actually good though (and free). try it!
a shmup created by platine dispositif
why it's here:
incredibly hard to research or find in general unless you already know about it or its creator. game itself is actually good though (and free). try it!
what it is:
maybe the cheapest paid game you can get on psn?
why it's here:
resembles some unity shit vinesauce would play as a joke in the 2010s. it's $0.12 and i'm still not biting
maybe the cheapest paid game you can get on psn?
why it's here:
resembles some unity shit vinesauce would play as a joke in the 2010s. it's $0.12 and i'm still not biting
what it is:
adventure(?) game(?) where you explore environments, interact with specific objects and eventually unlock music videos
why it's here:
obscure and unique multimedia. this is basically an advertisement for jpop producer tetsuya komuro's own work
adventure(?) game(?) where you explore environments, interact with specific objects and eventually unlock music videos
why it's here:
obscure and unique multimedia. this is basically an advertisement for jpop producer tetsuya komuro's own work
what it is:
frat douchebag-run game show where girls answer trivia questions and flash their tits if they're incorrect
why it's here:
on top of everything above, one of the contestants was underage at the time of filming. so yeah don't play this
frat douchebag-run game show where girls answer trivia questions and flash their tits if they're incorrect
why it's here:
on top of everything above, one of the contestants was underage at the time of filming. so yeah don't play this
what it is:
basically the sims with nude mods
why it's here:
literally why would you buy this
basically the sims with nude mods
why it's here:
literally why would you buy this
6 Comments
Interesting
chandler how the fuck do you come up with these lists
@slimemasterzero so basically i was browsing games from the 00s by least popular and i stumbled across the pokemon mini game. i had never heard of it - and backlogging or wishlisting it seemed dumb because i don't intend to play it - so i decided to put all the especially weird/questionable stuff i found here instead
went ahead and added notes for everything to make the purpose of this list much less vague and jokey
I fuking love this list
Huss
1 year ago