Pretty much everything I hate about video game writing wrapped up in one package. Constant callbacks to jokes that weren't funny in the first place, out of place references to memes and pop culture, anime-esque mannerisms and personality traits, sex being brought up so frequently that things just become unbearably awkward, you name it. There are some decent nuggets of worldbuilding in here, but they're absolutely not worth weeding through the terrible dialogue to find. Speaking of the dialogue, that's all the game is. I'm sure how you prepare the drinks has an impact on the story seeing as there are multiple endings, but it sure doesn't feel like anything in the game actually responds to your decisions when you're playing, and I'm not going to sit through it again to try to find out. It offends me that this game thinks it's worthy of making multiple references to Seinfeld.

Reviewed on Apr 30, 2021


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