Remedy must’ve been in a silly goofy mood when they cooked this. I love the bold innovations of “weapon variety” and “mechanically distinct enemies,” but what’s with those in-engine dialogue “scenes”? Could have used the cardboard cutout of Alan during all of them.

To be honest I’d rather just watch Mr. Scratch Joker it up, or even watch one of the actual episodes of Night Springs. Kinda fun, mostly inconsequential, mercifully short. To be fair, for a 2012 XBLA title it’s about as high-quality as they come.