“Nintendo trynna copy that shit. They know they can’t compete if they don’t got Final Fantasy. I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy sucks ass now.”
-Chad Warden
Because they hate me, Square and Nintendo got together in the ‘90s to make a Mario RPG game, thereby forcing me to suffer through Smash Bros requests for Geno for almost my entire life. Having played this remake, yeah it’s weird he didn’t eventually get on the roster, but his exclusion is still not the crime against humanity people act like it is.
That aside, this game was real good. Goated beginner RPG. I’m sure the original is great. Intuitive, witty, varied, and packed tightly; Super Mario RPG is here for a good time, not a long time.
I am confused about one aspect, though: why are there characters in this? Mario ‘characters’ should adhere to a very strict “goomba with a mustache” creativity limit, lest they irreparably damage the brand. Bold of them to assume my brain can handle encountering unique personalities and designs. Making basic household items like hammers into enemies is a step in the right direction, although if it were up to me I’d get rid of any anthropomorphization. Too confusing. 0/10
-Chad Warden
Because they hate me, Square and Nintendo got together in the ‘90s to make a Mario RPG game, thereby forcing me to suffer through Smash Bros requests for Geno for almost my entire life. Having played this remake, yeah it’s weird he didn’t eventually get on the roster, but his exclusion is still not the crime against humanity people act like it is.
That aside, this game was real good. Goated beginner RPG. I’m sure the original is great. Intuitive, witty, varied, and packed tightly; Super Mario RPG is here for a good time, not a long time.
I am confused about one aspect, though: why are there characters in this? Mario ‘characters’ should adhere to a very strict “goomba with a mustache” creativity limit, lest they irreparably damage the brand. Bold of them to assume my brain can handle encountering unique personalities and designs. Making basic household items like hammers into enemies is a step in the right direction, although if it were up to me I’d get rid of any anthropomorphization. Too confusing. 0/10
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@thealexmott WHATagenized? Gotta get my hands on that game!
To paraphrase a much redder Alex "they're turning the friggin frogs toads gay!"
@thealexmott fr tho somebody wake Nintendo up and tell them we want characters
Absolutely not. Tayce T. was an abomination.
Good game but I'd really like to destroy the Marshmallow guy. Break every bone in his body. Light him on fire. Whatever it takes to deliver justice to him.
Boshi. The blue Yoshi. He wears shades. He rules the Yoshi island and has prima nocta rights over his subjects. This is hidden lore that I bet you didn't know.
Boshi. The blue Yoshi. He wears shades. He rules the Yoshi island and has prima nocta rights over his subjects. This is hidden lore that I bet you didn't know.
@4_inches_hard Has anybody added Prince Mallow to gmod? Great place to break stuff. Also, thanks for illuminating me on that fun Boshi fact! Really helps me see Yo’ster Isle in a different light.
this comment section sparks joy
thealexmott
2 months ago