FFXV's a ghost game, a haunting. the immaterial remnants of Versus XIII's blighted development history in conflict with the internal nightmare dialectics that inform modern final fantasy. from the weightless combat and absent storytelling to the lifeless world and characters, this is a game defined by nothing. a game that says nothing. a game that does nothing. a thousand ideas, all equally formless and unsatisfying outside of those brief moments before first contact

it's in the dead landscapes dotted with little more than gas stations and rest stops where nameless, faceless motorists drive endlessly from nowhere to nowhere. it's in the way we're told of rich, meaningful bonds without ever seeing them firsthand. it's in the way virtually every interaction prioritizes presentation over active involvement. enormous vacancy disguised by ostentatious pageantry; simulacrum within simulacrum, every moving part uncanny and ersatz. the plot, the road trip, the party, the relationships, the core mechanics — nothing coheres, nothing is substantiated, and nothing feels real. this software isn't real. it doesn't exist

by the midpoint even the pretense of wholeness or congruency erodes entirely. hours and hours of empty spectacle and collapsing narrative slip away and in the unearned pathos of its closing moments you're left with one final display of pure artifice: an ending to a game that never really occurred

Reviewed on Feb 13, 2024


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2 months ago

"An ending to a game that never occurred" is an utterly phenomenal encapsulation of the discomfort I've felt for the 8 years of this game's existence.

Also, hey now, FFXV does have one constant factor tht can define it: Its extremely barefaced and almost artisanal misogyny, only irrelevant now because FF14 and FF16 have it beat.

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2 months ago

@miramiraotw
rewriting my comment to be less of a mess but I completely agree + should've acknowledged that in the review. it's amazing they managed to get even worse in the time since this thing released. FFXIII stays winning

@theia
really should've taken the opportunity to mess around with the dumb ass vehicles. did not know what the game would turn into post-leviathan and I took that stuff for granted

2 months ago

Ngl, the ratio of uncritical to critical reception this game got has made me neurotic. How could anyone see this as a functioning game? Like to me this is a psychology exercise: whats the threshold, the bare minimum some people need to consider a game acceptable? FF15 seems to suggest that thresholds much much lower than I would have expected.

2 months ago

@_YALP
honestly wish I knew. I tend to go into games with the drive to enjoy them as much as possible and I found nothing here to latch onto. one of the most vacant experiences I've had in a really, really long time; hard to believe as recently as 2~ weeks ago I was playing this when it's started to fade from memory already