A testament to 2009. You can pretend that it was never funny, or that it was an anomaly that everyone hated at the time. This was what we were. This is what you were like, if you were around online. There are posts you, the reader, made from around that time that are indistinguishable from any of the unfunny or problematic bits still in the game as of 2023.

I've found a lot of cool tracks through the in-game radio, and the actual mechanics of the game aren't balanced, but they're thematic and require more player engagement than a lot of board games I've played.

Bear witness to what the internet used to be like, it wasn't very good but at least it didn't cost nearly as much to have a decent time.