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Drakengard
2003
Drakengard 3
2013
zero: boy, fighting those soldiers sure was boring! good thing i have my gang of drag-on draGOONERS on my side!
decadus: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYq5m1RCcAACLN3.jpg
decadus: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYq5m1RCcAACLN3.jpg
Drakengard
2003
las increíbles aventuras de caim y su dragón mariángeles junto a sus amigos la caníbal el monje con demencia un señor ciego que no me ha quedado muy claro quién es y el gemelo de los rugrats
como juego cómico es increíble, como juego que te tienes que tomar en serio es lo peor que he visto en mi vida
como juego cómico es increíble, como juego que te tienes que tomar en serio es lo peor que he visto en mi vida
Incredible Crisis
1999
Incredible Crisis reflects the unwavering confidence of games past. It is as difficult as it is, no more, no less. It controls as it does, simultaneously frictive and greased. It is without concession. If you want to save yourself from RSI and headache, buy a third party controller with a Turbo function. The absurdity of its premise is a thin layer of superglue binding together its constituent parts. That veneer of a mini-game compilation belies a series of primarily deterministic action-based tasks peppered with obtuse trivia questions and agonising maths homework. In theory, it should all come together to form a weak whole, yet a phenomenological indescribable something makes it greater than its parts, similar to Artdink's No One Can Stop Mr. Domino or Kaze no NOTAM.
It's that I keep thinking about America's Funniest Home Videos when I play it.
It's that I keep thinking about America's Funniest Home Videos when I play it.