I've seen a fair share of people on here argue about whether or not the game is even a good roguelike and deserving of the hype it got, if it's perhaps nothing but a repetitive bore demanding too big of a time investment from story-driven players. Meanwhile I'm just sitting here, trying my damn hardest to take out the personification of peaceful death on a date and reunite Zagreus' gay uncles (Patrochilles) in the underworld. At least one of us has got their priorities right.