Love Island Ranked

a series of games i love and also absolutely despise lol

most branching pathways by a mile. longest, which means i grew much more attached to the characters than in other seasons. chelsea and priya are in it. best of the best

i did lucas route :)
angie is the best character in all of fusebox's work. only season with a nonbinary person. one of only 2 seasons where you can be in a gay couple as early as the second recoupling. great stuff

i did angie route of courseeeeee
love aj. love the bestie mechanic (i chose nicky ofc). only season with an mlm couple. very good

i kissed aj :)
endearing in its small scope. wasn't interested in any of the 3 main love interests but luckily there was a 4th. jake my love. v funny to be coupled with the sweetest teddy bear of a man and then see the recap with all the toes i had to step on to get him.
every character was created to replace every other character. lewie jamal and ryan are all the same character. bella chloe and flo are the same character. andy francis and elliot are the same character. only love interests with their own unique path are ozzy and marshall who are insufferable. amelia is so fucking annoying. grace is delusional. hamish ending is funny though.

was torn bt lewie and chloe but chose chloe in the end
most forgettable season. plot was boring. character designs were bad. every moment of drama is hidden behind a paywall. but at least suresh and amelia aren't in it lol

i stuck with joyo and then chose money
terrible. your ex keeps making advances even if you say over and over you aren't interested. focusses way too hard on drama that occurred outside of the villa. forgettable at best and triggering at worst.

not to mention that you don't get a say in the recouplings until the literal last chapter.

i romanced gabi but if i replayed i would romance lulu cause she's the only one in this season that's an actual decent human being 😭

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