Not a surprise that famous video game hack Hideo Kojima has famous movie hacks Guillermo del Toro and Nicholas Wingdings Refn as guest stars on his latest video game movie - in hindsight I should have dropped it and asked for a refund as soon as their names showed up in the opening credits. Gameplay looked promising but when your reward for a successful delivery is half an hour of the worst TV show on Earth, it's impossible to stay motivated - this was my first Kojima game and after just five hours into it I'm sure it'll also be my last, absolutely cringeworthy garbage. Late 00s webcomic AXE COP had better writing and it was copaganda written by a literal 5-year-old.