really what is a video game? when u think about it? a miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk. video games are supposed to make you feel like ur the guy in them right. idk bout u guys but i dont wanna be sonic the hedgehog or metal gear guy. all my life i just wanted to be a sick ass skater dude drinkin forties smokin weed goin to little skate jams rippin shit up with the boys. i lack athleticism, a personal problem on my part. i never learned how to skate, and once again this is a personal fault of my own. skate 3 lets me be the guy. I do a lil dickflip when i play this, jump off shit break my bones but yet my guy keeps getting up. all ive ever wanted to do was rip shit up in a suburban neighbourhood and listen to joy division. im also a pussy like im afraid of getting hurt ouchie my head. this game lets me do that. i remember fondly the days when me and the boys would hangout in my garage and because i have adhd or whatever i was constantly playing this while we hung out. i love this game and i love my friends. i would die for both of those things but if u lined my boys up on a wall and said either u kill them or i can never play skate 3 again...

im sorry boys. friendship is temporary, gnarly dickflips are forever.

Reviewed on Apr 07, 2023


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im actually really sorry about that last bit i was overcome with emotion. i would save my boys. i would murder the man trying to kill them. that hypothetical doesnt even work because god himself couldnt make me stop playing this. id spit in his eye and grind on the gates of hell if he tried.

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