last year i marathoned through almost every metroid mainline game in a week and spent the rest of the month playing metroid prime trilogy . that being said i had humorously persistent withdrawal symptoms because of the sudden absence in my life of fat ass samus so i feel like this game was made specifically by nintendo for this incurable disease of mine which astonishingly doesnt have an official name as of yet

well after a year or so i ended up being reunited with my naughty annihilator girlfriend who is now a dna genome fuckfest and spent something like 6-7 hours daydreaming about her using her big strong thick cannon on me . also the raven final boss was very hot i have to admit it like when he tore his own wing off . birdie im sold get to my house asap this saturday which is today

anyway this is a good game a great game even idk why im here writing a review like this but my feelings for samus aran had to be written down somewhere in the infinite stream of the internet

no, this wasnt supposed to be left in the drafts

yes, i am gay