i cried in the ending i cried a lot i cried like a bitch i cried like a baby i cried so many tears i felt like i was gonna pop my eyes out and this is fairly due to the emotional story conclusion but also because kirby music always delivers a range of emotions that i cant even comprehend i swear i dont understand to this day how are the composers capable of inserting so many layers of feelings into the ost of a game like this . not saying that the kirby series doesnt deserve this level of professionality for the music composition department but bear in mind that this series is known for a pink ball protagonist who is always after some food and ends up on a journey defeating some kind of deity or biologically hazardous entity so if i were a new gamer i would expect it to have childish fanfares or cute little platform osts but this game presents a variety of musical compositions that you hardly find anywhere else in this videogame landscape and i cant get enough of kirby i really cant get enough of it

and also i know the composers do heavy drugs you cant just make some of the best music ever made and expect me to believe that you didnt use some sort of psychotropic substances to reach artistic enlightment you just cant change my mind

the game in itself is competent as fuck i loved every aspect of it but the main point is . when the waddle dees told me i could evolve my abilities i was in so much ecstasy i couldve dropped dead in that exact moment i always dreamed of this mechanic in a kirby game and when i saw it without notice i thought i was gonna pass out
really the fact that theres only 12 abilities (which in reality are 10 because one is sleep and the other is the bomb™) didnt really matter to me because i would be able to upgrade them to 2 different abilities so honestly i was having a fucking blast

waddle dee town is stellar theres so much stuff to do even finding waddle dees around the world was fun maybe ill even come back to this game and try to 100% it because its THAT fun
the level design is unmatched and entirely built around kirbys abilities and the art direction is groundbreaking i will dream about the little animation that plays when you enter a new world area for some time and the characters are cute and the lion is hot as fuck . umh who said that i meant the lion made me wet . no sorry i meant

meta knight is also hot and tempting and

THAT FUCKING FINAL BOSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT SHIVERS ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE FIGHT THE OST IS GLORIOUS

anyway this is a masterpiece of 3d platforming sorry

and to the haters: tell me another game where you defeat the final boss with a fucking truck . ill wait

Reviewed on Sep 11, 2022


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