fundamentally a prologue for the second game I just know this is a great introduction for the entirety of the duology and I'm so here for it

as a fan of ace attorney since something like 7 years old when I used to play it on the Nintendo ds during toddler years wait what actually is a toddler fuck my not native English speaking skills are vacillating

so

as I was saying i was pretty excited to play this also because some friends hyped it for me saying these 2 games are almost as good ad ace attorney 3

another excursus

ace attorney 3 could be categorised as some of the best games I've ever played one my favourite games of all times one of the best written story I've ever experienced in the medium and I game I recommend to everyone reading this and not godot please fuck me in the ass

the absolute might of ace attorney 3 cannot be even comprehended through words its just something you need to get your hands on one way or the other and I'm 100% sure the whole hassle (if you can call it that) of going through AA1 and AA2 is worth it

definitely

so for that reason as soon as they told me this information my godot bottom senses tensed up and I was so ready to get going with this epopee

mainly a story focused game I will just say some random stuff and then get to the JUICE

gameplay is standard ace attorney with some tweaks you get some more jury during the trials that elicits some new interesting mechanics but the actual star of the show for me is holmes dance of deduction where sexy hot Mr Holmes will just play the detective and begin some random deductions here and there but you'll have to correct him to place him on the right track

and those are some great segments of the game if you ask me possibly the juiciest stuff yet

these game actually were for the 3ds so somehow theyre building on the established art direction of aa5 and aa6 but committing it into a new and totally different environment with some super slick animation great character models and really tight art style all in all its just absolutely great

the little character portraits are absolutely breathtaking like when ryuunosuke and susatos illustrations appear during the dance of the deduction I swear to goooooood my babies I love them so much forreals

but anyway this is not the important stuff because mainly this is about the characters and story beats

ryuunosuke and susato act as a great pair and I'm honestly growing really fond of susato she has the bases to be my favourite character in the game and I'm really excited to l see what they're gonna do with her I'm really a sucker for this kind of character

when you encounter her the first time she's a very strict and polite person due to the fact that she probably grew up this way but also because she has a strong and diligent personality towards the work of judicial aid and I can only be happy about that

AND SHES INTELLIGENT AS FUCK my sweet little baby

shes just a master of brainstorming and she saves naruhodos ass more than once

what I do love though is the fact that she steadily grew to open up more to naruhodo being his judicial assistant and how they formed some kind of trust bond theyre sharing and a great working pair

partially due to this is why I also love naruhodo by extension

he has that goofy little attitude of phoenix wright but unfortunately he has a huge flaw which is he doesn't get me super horny every time on screen

let's get real and serious for a second

throughout my playthrough of ace attorney 1-6 there's never been a moment where I wasn't eager to see phoenix in any way shape or form he has this dumb himbo vibes to him that absolutely bewitched me he could he saying the dumbest stuff on earth and my mind would only say "I'd choke on that"

and I don't need to remind you about the cultural impact it had on my persona and my junk the advent of hobo phoenix in my sexual maturity so I'm clearly more emotionally attached to him than ryuunosuke here but that's to be expected

so there's none of that for ryuunosuke he's a cute fella but his sex appeal didn't land for me what it did land tho is the absolutely great little character development he's showing from being an insecure young man with an identity still to define into a competent attorney with the law as his first interest

this would be also caused by the sudden

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SPOILER FOR THE SECOND CASE


puberal growth of penis he shows I know you're still reading please go away if you didnt play TGAA/DGS

so I was saying the bereavement of asougi

asougi was and still is in some way one of my favourite character in the game (basically every single character I'm gonna say this sentence) and his sudden death was absolutely fucking sorrowful for me I really wanted him to be some more than just an excuse for naruhodos growth but really people he's wow

he's so hot I will take the opportunity while he's still warm

apart from the main japanese trio londoneers sherlock holmes and iris watson join the gang

DISCLAIMER

sherlock and iris names were changed during the localisation because copyright issues (rightfully so) but because Japan really doesn't give a shit and still puts out these kind of works i'd advise you to add a patch for the game to change the names back to their original state

even though you put this patch some kind of scripts won't be eligible for the mod so sometimes if a character screams theyre gonna be like SHOOOOOOOLMES with the censored (?) name

so yeah I still do recommend you to add the patch (also add the 60fps smoothness patch) to the game to get the full experience

END OF DISCLAIMER

sherlock and iris might be my favourite characters in this game (here is the phrase again) but forreals sherlock might be one of the most charismatic charming and irresistible characters in the entirety of the ace attorney universe

he's a big great detective who everyone knows and he takes pride in that but being that naruhodo and susato end up living with him and iris theyre gonna see some new aspects of his character that the public doesn't (need) to know

he's moody he can get easily depressed and even though he shows little to know consideration for others he actually cares for the gang and especially for the little iris to whom he acts as a fatherly figure

and also he's dangerously hot like umhhhhhhhhhhh do you all feel hot right now or is it only me thinking about sherlock holmes umhhhh no forreal tho how did they come up with this hunk of a man I'm

I'm a sucker for stupid outgoing dumb men (see above) and this guy …..
…..
this guy takes the cake he's completely ruined me no man can take his place in my life ever more

can I can I have some detective titties please

iris is also a charming one and she's definitely more than the fatherless behaviour child prodigy trope

ok maybe she is just that sometimes BUT they do work on that blueprint to deliver the character and actually make her one of the most fun personality in the entire game to be honest she's super enthusiastic and intelligent and this can be also caused of her scarred past but in some ways she managed to find in hurley a father figure and just hangs in there for the time being while looking for his father

plus she's extra cute

and one last character I want to talk about is van zieks

he's first and foremost hot

so as we already settle that I can actually add on this consideration with saying he's a really interesting personality an unmovable iron wall in the trials and one that actually can compete with edgeworth with witty remarks and snark though I can say that van zieks is even more unreadable and imperturbable throughout the entirety of the trial but in the end he's just interested in finding the truth than just finding the suspects guilty

the other characters are cute . I like the inspector more than I actually should the side characters are interesting at least and I'm not a huge fan of Gina I mean she's fine but she's not actually making me jump in joy when I see her but its fine

now the cases are all good even tho most of them don't even have investigations lmaoooo but yeah pretty much the second case is possibly my favourite one in the entirety of the game because implications

but as you would actually know this is the time for me to talk about the ost because its absolutely magical

this guys is one of the greatest opening main themes I've ever heard in my entire life every time I booted the game and this ringed in my ears I had an epiphany FORREAL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THE STRINGSSSSSSSS THE FUCKING STRINGSSSSSS oh my god this game

also another grand theme is asougis theme the shivers jesus fucking lord the melody in this one is breathtaking I swear

and possibly my favourite objection theme it does a GREAT JOB to pump you up for the pursuit you're gonna take this is MMMMMMMMMMM idk what the instruments at 0:34 are but good fucking lord as soon AS that part starts I just stop the game and get in the groove jesus this talent just cannot be replicated guys I swear

people I just put this song and got incredible shivers and I'm talking about susato's theme as for now susato is so dear for me and this theme is just incredibly nostalgic it manages to make me teary eyed in 20 seconds

this one's an absolute hidden gem and it's a shame its only played twice in the game this is incredible ok actually RELISTENING TO IT ? This IS EVEN GREATER WHAT THE FUCK ????? oh my god a crime this is only played twice

ok I guess thats the end but rest assured that every single character theme is great and honestly there's not a single piece of music in this fucking game that blows even holmes weird fucking violin play when it was broken

so

I cannot fucking wait to play the second game soooooo ONTO THE NEXT ONE TURURURURUURUR

Reviewed on Apr 23, 2023


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