Reader, you dumbass! Start playing NieR, you rotten gamer, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your backlog out, one-by-one! Or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh? Oh, Shadowlord! I love you, Shadowlord! Come over here and give Reader a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord! Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and START FUCKING PLAYING IT!