when backrooms but japan 🤯

yeah I never felt like I was really solving any of the puzzles here; either I was running through a section with common sense in hand or was bashing my head against a wall trying to get something to work

baby toys in the fifth dimension

all of y'all keep mentioning "hexagonal minesweeper" but all I could think of was the Punch-a-Bunch game from The Price Is Right

an incredibly apt title because my experience really was just touching the screen a few times and going. and yoshi was there

easiest pick for game I thought I would be decent at but am actually unfathomably horrendous at

bros crafted the most evil boss on a nintendo console by having you hit it not 3 times but 10! (I think; lost count after being shocked to my core it was not 3). cute little festive experience otherwise

2020 is right because this game shuts you down and robs you of any happiness

really throwaway minigames but the fact that this is based off of real japanese mousse ads (some of which are played in the game as "cutscenes") and includes midi versions of Stayin' Alive and Let's Groove makes it at least notable in some regard

feels like pure random chance if passes go towards the receiver or limp-dick themselves, but if the game's invisible coin flip decides you miss, you're gifted with a snes-crusty slice of fans half-headbanging half-imitating the travis scott apology video—so surely it's not the worst football game on this console. I also played this in Japanese which is a trip