For some fucking reason, 2 of the earliest memories I have in my life are of picking out Gex: Enter the Gecko at Best Buy, and getting Frogger at Pamida. Why was i so fascinated with green characters? Why did I play so many crap games?

It might just be that when I was a child I developed an inhuman muscle memory for Frogger, becoming slavishly devoted to mastering it on the family Windows 98 in a way that no child should have. In time I could have spent learning piano or reading literary greats I spent mapping an entire section of my brain to Frogger.

For the amount of work I put into mastering this game I give it a 3. Is it worth it? I don't know man, I am beyond answering that question.

Reviewed on Jul 25, 2022


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