I really wanted to like this game. It's got some B-movie cheese, sexy samurai ladies, and it's super bloody. This game is right up my alley, but there are so many issues that seem to be ever-present that cannot be ignored, and really undermine the entire experience.

1) All the enemies, but especially bosses, are far too damage spongy.

2) Sometimes a boss has set moments/frames where they simply...do not take damage? Even though there's nothing to indicate that they're nullifying damage. Sometimes they're just kinda standing there for a second while you wail on them and no damage is taken by them. It's baffling.

3) You cannot interrupt boss attacks, at all, ever. I'd actually be fine with this is if weren't for the following issue:

4) The window for doing a slow-mo/perfect dodge is seriously screwed up, and almost NEVER lines up with when you think you actually should perform the dodge. So instead of avoiding damage you just take it and wondering why the hell you didn't avoid that attack. For example, one mini-boss has a stomp attack where he jumps in the air and slams onto the ground. Now, normally, you'd think to time the dodge JUST before he hits the ground (and you) right? NO, it has to be the INSTANT his feet make contact with the ground, and even then it only works SOME of the time. It's like this for almost every single enemy attack, boss or non-boss.

5) Zombies with guns. Yes, there are zombies who wield pistols and shotguns. And they LOVE to be just off-screen where you can't see them, so you get to take a lot of blind damage from a random direction because you can't see where you're getting shot at from.

6) The camera is really wonky. If you're locked onto an enemy, it jumbles and jolts around following the enemy 100% instead of being a general focus. And as a result of this, it's all-too-easy to get hit off-screen by something you had no way to anticipate because of how focused the lock-on is. When the camera ISN'T locked on, it does mostly okay, but you kinda need a lock-on system for the tougher enemies and bosses, but with how it's implemented, the camera is going to be a pain whether you use the lock-on or not.

7) The in-game unlockables are pretty sub-par/not that interesting and I just know this is done this way so you are steered into buying the DLC costumes. I don't have a problem with extra outfits/cosmetics as DLCs, but there are a TON of them for this game. The biggest offense here about this is that some of them are even seen in some in-game cutscenes, but you can't unlock them in the game, you have to buy them.

I hate that this game suffers like this. This game is really stylish and fun when the stars align and it works smoothly. The slo-mo you get from doing critical attacks is SUPER satisfying when it happens, and some of the combos are really badass and give you a nice dose of dopamine when the screen lights up in a bloody tornado of limbs, viscera, and samurai ass. Sadly, these nuisances occur far too frequently to be waived off. I wish this game didn't suck.

Reviewed on Oct 16, 2020


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