Every part of this game made me feel like I wanted to play another game

The Shmup part was the best part, and even that wasn't particularly good

I think it could have served this game more to either go all in on a different genre every level (and polish them more/cut some) or to focus all on one genre

That being said, some passion was clearly put into this game, and I enjoyed seeing flashes of it, plus I played the last chapter and a half drunk and had a pretty good time, raising its score

Future me reading this can you believe you finished that college class? The one you played Battletoads (2020) instead of working on? hm, me neither.