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copying this from my tumblr blog rant perhaps i will clean it up but this is my thoughts on it for the most part... I really dont understand this website(tumblr)'s thing for dgs like was it a fun game i mean... parts of it but it frankly drags a LOT. I would say there are 3 cases that are worth playing and all of them are in the second game which you CANNOT play without the context of the first. (2-1 (second best tutorial in the series) (i love lesbianism), 2-4, and 2-5; also its worth mentioning that 2-4 and 2-5 are.. the same case) some of the characters (herlock) are (is) interesting and fun but the game feels too stretched thin to give them proper time. like, you do need both susato and iris for the plot, but the way they both fill the assistant role makes both of them feel somewhat lacking because they're just.. not consistently there. and dont get me started on kazuma. probably the most disappointing character in a takumi-led ace attorney. man. like. i cant even articulate my disappointment with him. he kind of just flopped really hard. he literally barely left an impression on me, despite me really liking 2-4&5! i will say that the overarching plot was very good and the intrigue was built well, but like.. if it wasnt there i would not have finished the games, and no other good ace attorney game has really needed that. But I mean, if i hadnt decided to play All the ace attorney games, i wouldnt have finished them. i played dual destinies im not gonna wimp out on a fucking takumi game, but god is it kind of tedious. and, while the homoeroticism was there, it was just a little uninspired and it was made in what. 2017? they couldve made kazuma canonically gay. for some reason that was my takeaway from the homoerotic subtext like this just couldve been text idk
idk i love prosecutors I'll go to places i wouldnt go with a gun defending known controversial prosecutor and possible misogynist diego "godot" armando, im married to miles edgeworth despite him being gay and me being a lesbian, klavier gavin is one of my favorite characters of all time, and what can i even BEGIN to say about franziska, my beautiful perfect angel. and then you have TWO...!! entire prosecutors in a game and i straight up dislike one and feel neutral to negative about the other? how can you even do that? how can it get that bad..

Reviewed on Dec 24, 2023


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