I played this game on PSX and it blows! I rented it for Gamecube as a kid and I wasn't really into it back then, either, so I'm feeling good about this two star review. Fuck THPS4! THPS4 sucks! It's ass! THPS4 trips and falls flat on its ugly face just so that one day THUG1 can do an elegant swan dive out of a pool and into the stratosphere like the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide. I thought that they put Ace of Spades in THPS3 because the music people had good taste, but I hadn't played THPS4. They put that song in THPS3 because whoever worked on the soundtracks were some fucking boomers who got lucky, and that's the same reason this game has fucking TNT by AC/DC of all fucking songs (and the same reason THUG1 has a whole KISS level for no fucking reason like who the fuck thought any young person skateboarding and playing video games gave a single shit about KISS for crying out loud) I don't even hate AC/DC I like AC/DC I like TNT just fine but it's not a fucking song to skateboard to it's got a fucking geriatric rhythm. Ace of Spades sounds like a freight train and they went from that to fucking TNT jesus AC/DC has to have a faster song than that you old fucks

Reviewed on Apr 06, 2022


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