Early on I took a joke option and was quickly scolded by the dev for choosing it. "I spent a year working on this game! Go back in and play it some more!" It's mentioned a couple of other times here and there, and by the end, I became painfully aware of the game's purpose for existing: it's an unfunny gag with good art, and a couple of well-worn platitudes for good measure. The visuals have a year's effort put into them, the dialogue much less so. I'm being soft here: the dialogue fucking sucks ass. It's a 50/50 split of buzzwords and cheap sentiments, and my first thought was that I wished the dev spent more than a year working on it. Then I realized that had they done that, the buzzwords would be even more outdated than they are now. So I'll cut it off here and end it with this: good art, bad everything else. Fuck off.

Reviewed on Jun 14, 2023


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