Condemned the Volcano (and burned four enemies in five seconds).

Condemned the Ash Desert.

Discovered the shipwreck in the Missouri swmaps.

Found and killed Johnny Ringo (and found all Nuggets of Truth in a single mission).

Escaped from the Void, and condemned the Frozen Mountains and the Living Forest.

Completed Chapter 4, 5, 6 and 7 of Episode 1, completing the episode.

Started Episode 1 and completed Chapter 1, 2 and 3.

Boarded the rocket ship at the end of Chapter 2.

Ate the final cork in Level 1 and ate the valedictorian at the end of Chapter 1. Earned a silver medallion in at least five levels.

Performed an act of self-butchery.

Entered the cellars.

Completed 'Zero Saints Thirty', 'The Saints Wing' and 'A Pleasant Day'.

Took down a Blimp (and survived SFMT long enough to the hear the end of the air alarm).

Unlocked a part, outsmarted an Ace, destroyed a Submarine and sunk a Battleship.

Flew into 1 World Portal for the first time.

Scored over 500k Points and finished 3 "Perfect Regions" in 1 run.

Reached Level 3.

Completed Episode 10 and beat the game.

Defeat Flame Face, Jaguar Javier and Calaca.

Redeem X'tabay (and completed the Missing Doll quest).

Killed the Alebrije, teleported through an Olmec head and defeated an enemy as a chicken.

Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed (Soldier Achievement).

Backstabbed my Steam Community friends 10 times (Spy Achievement).

Completed all campaign Acts on Hardcore Difficulty.