Completed "Miner Problems" on Standard with an S Rank and Final Score of 11,302.

Completed "Graveyard Shift" on Standard with an S Rank and Final Score of 27,369.

Cleared Level 1 ("The Grave") with all 137/137 Kills and 11/11 Secrets.

Cleared Levels 7 to 10 on Hard, completing "The Ritual Chamber" and defeating the Abomination. Rested on the throne, deflected 25 thrown hatchets and popped 250 enemy heads.

Replayed the first level on Standard, clogging a toilet with body parts, forgetting to throw the dynamite, discovering the developer's secret shame, rescuing a teddy bear, and clearing the map without taking any damage.

Cleared Levels 1 to 6 on Hard, reaching "The Asylum Grounds". Fully upgraded the Pistol, get two headshots with a single Lever Action shot, killed an enemy with an eyeball, headshotted an enemy from 50 meters away with the Pistol, and rejected an incoming TNT delivery.