A day or two ago it was the 11th anniversary of Infinite's release, and boy does this game stink, folks! It's very bad!
"What if there was a christofascist society where the underclasses rose up to overthrow their oppressors but - what a twist - what if in doing so, they revealed that they were just as bad as their oppressors?" Shut the fuck up, Ken Levine!! Parents, show this game to your kids that want to grow up to be game devs! This is what smug, narcissistic lib-brain does to a talented game director!
Even Neil Druckmann managed to improve at least the gameplay from TLOU to TLOU2, but Ken figured out a way to completely ruin the combat that Bioshock 2 nearly perfected! It's almost impressive!

(Only reason this isn't a half star is because the first hour or so is very pretty and that acapella Beach Boys cover was pretty neat. Do yourself a favor and instead of playing this game, go listen to some pretty Brian Wilson tunes, your life will be richer for it!)

Reviewed on Mar 28, 2024


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