I’m going to try not to repeat anything I said in my review of the first one, because there’s plenty more to talk about here, but I do have to issue a retraction: one of my points in favor of Trails in the Sky FC was that, quote, “PCs swap in and out as the story demands so it’s not stuck to the ‘adventuring party’ format.” This struck me as a key aspect of the game’s structure, which seemed to pride itself on building complex and organic social networks around its characters, and designing scenes around the characters at hand. Trails SC mostly overturns this. A quarter of the way through the game, about every party member from the last game has decided on thin pretext to follow you around the country as deputy junior Benevolent Fantasy Pinkertons, and now every time you go into a guildhall you can decide who to send into battle with you. This stretches the logic of the game to begin with, but it’s made worse by the fact that three of the optional party members are actual Benevolent Fantasy Pinkertons—people who are being paid to do this stuff—and, of the others, two of them are royalty traveling in disguise, and one of them is a ten year old girl with a gun.

Now, reckless child endangerment and warrior princesses are mainstays of the genre here, but I can’t express how little this all jives, especially since the last game was so careful to precede every fight with the ten-year-old girl by having everyone say “no, Tita, you can’t come on the fantasy quest, it’ll be dangerous” whereupon some other character says “she’s the only one who knows how to work The Device… we have no choice.” This game reintroduces her in the party by way of a Device, and then afterward she’s just like “hey is it cool if I keep hanging out with you?” and Estelle is like like “you betcha, kiddo! You’ve proven you can handle it!” even though, in-gameplay, she’s sort of a glass cannon and gets knocked out a lot. I feel less bad about the princess, who is my best healer and who has the plausibly-sketched in-game excuse that she’s traveling the country to put off her royal responsibilities—but still, almost everyone you meet knows she’s the princess now, and no one ever tries to stop her from running around fighting monsters with you.

And it’s not like these characters are just getting swept up in the ceaseless flow of events. All of this, and everything else that happens until right toward the end of the game, is underscored by a constant, overbearing lack of urgency. Trails seems to be very worried about the “problem” of RPG sidequests: how can you justify your characters hanging out and fishing and assisting stray townsfolk and monster-hunting when there’s also a big civilizational-stakes plot going on at the same time? Now, there are several possible answers to this question, one of which is “who gives a shit?” Let Cloud breed several generations of chocobo while the meteor hurtles toward the planet; no one cares! Other answers, perhaps more satisfying to the developers’ weird sense of propriety, might be to construct your sidequests so that the characters have diegetic reasons why they may or may not want to do them—emotional stakes or non-game-abstract rewards—so that the player can make decisions as to what to prioritize from either a mechanical or a roleplaying perspective. This is fundamental game design, right?

None of this is good enough, or bad enough, for Trails. One of the main structural conceits of this game is that you’re a Benevolent Fantasy Pinkerton and you get to walk around picking jobs off the bulletin board in every city—which run the gamut of stock RPG quests from hunting monsters to finding lost cats to gathering ingredients etc—and then cashing in your rewards. So pretty much everything you’re doing, including the main storyline, has this aspect of job-well-done professional abstraction; the intended effect is basically to merge the reward loop of a traditional JRPG and a pleasant lazy farming-simulator-type game. In order to facilitate this, your B.F.P. handlers are constantly (very nicely) reminding you of the jobs on the board, and will actively insist that the main quest isn’t going anywhere if you want to stick around town and do some odd jobs or just hang out. “Things are quiet now, and we have some time to kill,” goes the refrain at the end of every chapter.

But Matt! you ask. Weren’t you promised, and didn’t you mention in your previous review, that that first game was all just nasty ol’ setup, and that this second game was going to hit the ground running with the central story of the franchise? Haven’t our enemies Loewe and Weissman revealed themselves, and sworn to strike imminently against the poor defenseless Liberl Kingdom? Hasn’t the F I R S T B A R R I E R T O T H E A U R E O L E been deactivated already by their nefarious machinations? Worse, hasn’t your brother-slash-lover, Joshua Astray, vanished on a quest for vengeance-slash-redemption, and haven’t you sworn to find him and bring him home? As to the last question, Trails SC is quick to answer: don’t sweat it. As with the missing dad in the first game, everyone is constantly assuring Estelle that Joshua is probably fine, and this time we even check in on him between chapters—hanging around in the woods or in an airship mournfully playing his harmonica—to assure the player that he’s fine. Actually, we pick up the game by shipping Estelle off to a secret B.F.P. training camp for three months, where she trains to make sure that she’s really really ready to go looking for Joshua whenever she decides to get around to it. Shortly afterward, she actively gives up on this plot hook, and starts telling everyone in turn that Joshua is probably fine and will probably come back home on his own time, like a cat that wandered off. She is right about this.

And if Estelle was ever worried about Professor Weissman and the evil Enforcers of his Society Of Ouroborous, the first half of the game is pretty much one long lesson in how little anyone actually has to worry about these guys. This section—which is, I’m pretty sure, about as long as the entire first game—is entirely based around a structural conceit (we love our structural conceits!) that’s doing some work I would describe as “pre-setup.” Every chapter you go to one of the same cities from the first game, where some weird phenomenon is happening, and then you learn that the weird thing—minor earthquakes! a sleeping sickness! ghost sightings!—is the result of a new Enforcer Of The Society Of Ouroborous running an “experiment” using a G O S P E L O F T H E A U R E O L E. Once you track down the culprit, they will sort of wave at you, introduce themself and their deal (like the Legion of Doom, each one of them is an opposite number to one of the supporting cast members, with some past or present connection to them that doesn’t wind up mattering), and then stop their experiment and make you fight a robot or something as a distraction and then leave. Invariably, the threat posed by these evil schemes is like the threat of kids riding dirt bikes past your house: someone could be hurt! “Well, I’m glad no one was hurt,” says the local B.F.P. operative at the end of each of these chapters, “but it’s over now. I hear they’re a little short-staffed in City N+1, so you might want to head over there, but there’s no rush! Why don’t you check out the big board, or just do some shopping?”

As I said before, I really didn’t find the first game that “setup-y;” it was boring, and had that same sense of non-urgency I complain of here, but there was at least a continuous escalation of stakes and scope that led to a functional, if dramatically inert, climax. But, in retrospect, I have to ding First Chapter a little, since it turns out that its “setup” fell short of introducing the antagonists, and in fact still left us with a debit of 25 hours of “setup” before the bad guys could come within arm’s reach of actually hurting a human being on purpose.

What’s that, reader? You detect a note of playful cleverness in the structural conceit? An earthquake machine, an illusion machine, a rock that mind-controls dragons: this is sort of a heist-movie thing, isn’t it? You see all the components of the criminals’ plan before you get to see it all come together in the back half? That’s pretty fun! Reader, it breaks my heart to tell you that literally none of this stuff is mentioned after chapter 5.

Once you’ve done all your shopping and exchanged professional references with all five of the new villains, the narrative does in fact get a bit more juice, as the Enforcers of the Society of Ouroborous swoop in and start doing real damage: slightly injuring minor side characters, knocking them unconscious, locking them in little jail cells. Shortly before I reached this point, starting to suspect that I’d been played for a rube by an overenthusiastic anime-adjunct fandom—a mistake I swore I’d never make again after watching almost a hundred episodes of Bleach in eighth grade—I overcame my spoiler aversion and Googled “trails characters die ever.” I found a Reddit thread where some poor soul who had already played like five of these games said, quote, “as much as everyone praises the world building & in-depth development of characters and their interactions (points I agree with), I'm gonna have trouble keeping my suspension of disbelief if no one of importance ends up dying. I'm old enough to realize being edgy, violent or killing characters off for shock value does NOT equal mature storytelling...but I also strongly believe that you need stakes in your story; you need that to create dramatic tension.” Most of the replies informed him, basically, to surrender hope for the future games.

Is this an Avatar: the Last Airbender thing, where the Wikia lists the timeline as “Before Genocide” and “After Genocide” but the show itself can only say characters are “…gone”? Have I been getting mad at a game for eight-year-olds? Characters say “shit” a lot and there’s an evil little girl who keeps talking about ripping our intestines out, but maybe that’s just a localization thing. But no: a couple of the bad guys wind up dying at the end, and there are big goofy-looking gouts of blood in some of the combat animations; they could definitely kill off the fucking dad if they want to. These people are making a choice. The choice is rooted in the understanding that the much-praised “story” and “writing” of this game doesn’t matter at all; what matters is the volume of content. If you create one thousand characters and you rotate them in and out of the players’ eyeline for fifty hours every year or two, the players will start to make up their own little stories about the characters in their heads. Once you’ve pulled that trick, you’ve got a “fandom.” If the primary goal of your series is to hook and maintain a fandom, then killing off a character is just sinking a good investment: it’ll give the fandom one fewer little guy to be periodically reminded of. There’s probably a good seventy or eighty nerds somewhere who will abruptly look away from the screen and go outside for once if you kill off the stupid fucking dad, because the stupid fucking dad is their comfort character or they’ve otherwise constructed out of the images on the screen some tenuous fandom-reality in which the stupid fucking dad is load-bearing. Maybe they’re giving free advertising to the series by pumping out little comics where Cassius and Agate are both married to Mayor Maybelle and Walter is their son who’s in a rock band. They don’t need this version of the story validated in any way except to have all of these characters pass in front of the screen now and then. So not only do you need to keep all of them in play, you should probably avoid having them really suffer or struggle or change or do anything interesting or noteworthy or specific enough to supplant the version that might be in any particular fan’s head. Having everyone be blandly nice to one another and occasionally make a speech about how it’s our bonds that make us human is probably okay.

As an aside, since playing the first game I read Fullmetal Alchemist, which successfully pulls off the exact blend of mid-fantasy political thriller and cozy “my friends are my power” quest narrative that this is going for. This was a helpful point of reference to me, since it’s obviously unfair of me to keep comparing these to the good Final Fantasys, which A) are masterworks of the form and B) I played in high school when I was a complete emotional sponge for anything with melodrama and dragons in it. But when I come to the point of it, contrasting Trails with FMA also feels somehow unfair… I can see the faces of a thousand Trails fans staring up at me in judgment, as though by holding their franchise to the lightest standards of humor, pathos, suspense, or aesthetic beauty I am somehow missing the point… I‘m reminded of a passage from The Idiot:

“As to faith,” he said, smiling, and evidently unwilling to leave Rogojin in this state—“as to faith, I had four curious conversations in two days, a week or so ago. One morning I met a man in the train, and made acquaintance with him at once. I had often heard of him as a very learned man, but an atheist; and I was very glad of the opportunity of conversing with so eminent and clever a person. He doesn’t believe in God, and he talked a good deal about it, but all the while it appeared to me that he was speaking outside the subject. And it has always struck me, both in speaking to such men and in reading their books, that they do not seem really to be touching on that at all, though on the surface they may appear to do so. I told him this, but I dare say I did not clearly express what I meant, for he could not understand me.”

Lest you think I played this game just to torture myself, I’ll restate that the gameplay is immaculate, and I largely enjoyed playing the whole thing in twenty-minute increments over several months (windowed on the PC, using the Turbo button because I never found the separate Run button until this morning, as God intended) so long as I opened up to a fighty part and not a talky part. It’s a bit harder than the first game, which is good, and some of the boss fights are puzzley in a way that really rewards tinkering with your high-level strategy. On the con side, it’s a bit padded—there are too many variants of the same fights against giant robots, and a whole late-game boss-rush sequence you basically need to do twice—and it throws three unwanted new party members at you late in the game, which is just sort of unpleasant. One of the new party members starts off at a lower level than the protagonists and is sort of diegetically shitty and you have to use her for one quick mission, which is fine, but the other two are hyped-up power players who start off a couple levels higher than your main party, but still, frustratingly, aren’t very good. For most of the final chapter I just settled into my core party of Estelle, Joshua, Kloe, and Zin, and the latter two in particular became a huge pleasure to play—respectively complete monsters at magic and punching. So, I’m a little sick of myself for making it through two of these things, and I will absolutely never play the third one, but in the end I found my joy. Two stars.