Ladies and Gentlemen, the Worst Games Ever Made

A list dedicated to the pathetic genre of blockchain games.
" It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism. " - Mark Fisher

Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds
Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds
Mir 4
Mir 4
Axie Infinity
Axie Infinity
Ember Sword
Ember Sword
Nine Chronicles
Nine Chronicles
Plant vs Undead
Plant vs Undead
Lost Relics
Lost Relics
War of Ants
War of Ants
Light Nite
Light Nite
The Six Dragons
The Six Dragons
Hash Rush
Hash Rush
Dragonary
Dragonary
Kingdom Karnage
Kingdom Karnage
Blankos Block Party
Blankos Block Party
Sorare
Sorare
Slime World
Double Jump NFT
Double Jump NFT
Double Jump 2
Double Jump 2
NFUT Cards
NFUT Cards
Genzee NFT Game
Genzee NFT Game
Warspace.io
Warspace.io
Age of Rust
Age of Rust
Crypto Cars World
Crypto Cars World
My Pet Hooligan
My Pet Hooligan

15 Comments


2 years ago

There's way more crypto-shovelware in existence than I expected.

2 years ago

These are the ones I found when I google shitty nft games, I'm pretty confident there's like a hundred more

2 years ago

i like how all of these look like the most soulless mobile games imaginable

2 years ago

ah yes

my favorite mobile game

plant vs undead

2 years ago

no like they look like mobile games im not saying they are

2 years ago

no i wasn't mocking you i just thought the name 'plant vs undead' was really funny

i timed/phrased that poorly my bad

1 year ago

I thought it was ironic but no, crypto games are so shitty they transcend their own possibility to be parodied.

5 months ago

I love how half of these are TBH and not a single one came out in 2023 lmao

5 months ago

*TBD lol

5 months ago

Currently doing research on this shit for a completely different list where these games are kinda relevant and I just found (another one)[https://www.backloggd.com/games/my-pet-hooligan/]

5 months ago

Hey, come on, that's not very nice. I was the narrative lead on Ember Sword for five years and I gave it my all to give people a good story. I myself don't have time foe the NFTs part of it.

5 months ago

They replaced you as the narrative lead of an NFT game that's not even out yet?

5 months ago

Also, if you worked on it for 5 years that means the game wasn't originally meant with nft's in mind, surely you have better things to do as a writer than reminisce over a pyramid scheme.


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