Jokes on High on Knife be like:

Add a packet of In-N-Out burger ketchup
Add a packet of checkers honey mustard
Add a packet of Red Robin original seasoning
Add a packet of tapatio sauce
Add a packet of in and out Burger spread
Add a packet of Burger King syrup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A polynesian sauce
Add a packet of Little Caesars cheesy jalapeno
Add a packet of wetzel's pretzel pizza sauce
Add a packet of KFC classic ranch
Add a packet of Macdonald's saweetie and sour sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A garden herb and ranch
Add a packet of Del Taco inferno sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A zesty buffalo sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's mexican style salsa
Add a packet of Texas Pete hot sauce
Add a packet of Heinz dip & squeeze
Add a packet of KFC sauce
Add a packet of Church's Chicken honey Smoky-Q
Add a packet of Subway red wine vinegar
Add a packet of Heinz hot taco sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sweet and spicy sriracha sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box shhhh.... secret sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's grape jam
Add a packet of McDonald's hot mustard
Add a packet of Rally's Red Hot Buffalo sauce
Add a packet of Burger King barbecue sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box creamy avocado lime sauce
Add a packet of Wendy's honey mustard
Add a packet of Heinz tomato ketchup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A honey mustard sauce
Add a packet of salt

mmmmmmmmmmmm (insert joke that is pro Ayn Rand)