The Final Fantasy monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard will almost surely type the plot of a classic Final Fantasy game.

A shot of the keyboard the monkey is typing on with keys labelled "CRYSTALS" and "SUMMONS" and "THE INEVITABLE PASSING OF THE OLD WORLD, THE NECESSARY DESTRUCTION OF UNJUST POWER, AND THE BIRTH OF THE NEW".

This monkey in particular seems to be really fond with the key "SUPLEX" as well...

Reviewed on Jan 02, 2023


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1 year ago

my favourite neil breen movie

1 year ago

Fuck.