mattbillpage
2013
The Room (2003) of video games
2004
I like trains
2015
Tricking a child into doing my bidding because I'm the new sheriff in town
2020
Dying to a pixel of acid because I'm blind
2016
Game is great with all of its updates. But the core gameplay loop is still pretty bland
2010
Whaler's on the moon
Whaler's on the moon
But there are no whales so we sing our whaling tune
Whaler's on the moon
But there are no whales so we sing our whaling tune
Original Metal Gear modernized
I can only take the gimmick battle levels so much
2009
Peak.
2008
Invalidated by the sequel because you can play all the campaigns in it with the new AI and weapons
2015
If I was a rocket scientist I would enjoy this way more
2012
Wish momentum was easier to gain because I want to move around the map like I'm sliding on butter.
Really good visuals and music that sell the game world.
Really good visuals and music that sell the game world.
2012
Shaking my controller to smash their brains out faster
2011
Tomorrow when the war began but America
2018
The cannibals must have amnesia, they forgot I'm the red man