[Intro: Bladee, Elliot Page & Michael Cera]
Drain Gang forever
So guess what
What? I don't know
Take a knife and drain your life (Uh, uh, uh)

[Verse 1]
If it's an asshole, I'm inside it (Ah, cock)
If I see dick, I gotta ride it (I gotta ride that shit)
I got a boner, gotta hide it (Gotta hide that shit)
If I see foreskin, gotta bite it (I'm fucking gay)
My peepee small but I don't mind it
I see a porno, gotta buy it
I see big dick, my dick excited
I see big dick, I get delighted
[Chorus]
To be honest, I see cock, I'ma suck it all night
I'm not gonna suck, if you don't fucking cum in my eye
To be honest, I see cock, I'ma suck it all night
I'm not gonna suck, if you don't fucking cum in my eye
Cum in my eye
Cum in my eye
I'm not gonna suck, if you don't fucking cum in my eye
Cum in my eye
Cum in my eye
I'm not gonna suck, if you don't fucking cum in my eye

[Verse 2]
I fucked the dildo you provided
I don't see dick, I'm gonna riot
If I see vagina, I'll be frightened
I see big dick, I get delighted
I'm delighted, by big dick it's priceless
Vaginas are so pink, I've seen three, I was frightened
I am fucking gay, I'm not straight, I like penis
I suck D&D, so much dick that I've seen bitch

[Outro: Bladee]
Drain Gang forever
Drain Gang