GAMER BEWARE
"yooo big monsters to fight with a sword...? epiic gaming time for me" - falsely misled and misguided gamer
WRONG
this is NOT cool slashy epic gaming time - this is arthouse gamers TRICKING you into playing an AESTHETIC PUZZLE game
DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS
in this game you will use your THOUGHTS and BRAIN SYRUP to progress - NOT your gaming skills - THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU
at some point in your playthrough you might even feel tempted to attempt to understand something about the "real world" or perhaps think about "what the author meant by these things"
WARNING: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO THIS - THIS IS THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL
there is ZERO quips about beating monsters in this game NOR can you even do a gaming combo on the big bosses, and despite me grinding for hours i didnt level up even once
IF YOU ASK ME, THIS GAME SHOULD BE CALLED SHADOW OF MY COLOSSAL PENIS
"yooo big monsters to fight with a sword...? epiic gaming time for me" - falsely misled and misguided gamer
WRONG
this is NOT cool slashy epic gaming time - this is arthouse gamers TRICKING you into playing an AESTHETIC PUZZLE game
DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS
in this game you will use your THOUGHTS and BRAIN SYRUP to progress - NOT your gaming skills - THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU
at some point in your playthrough you might even feel tempted to attempt to understand something about the "real world" or perhaps think about "what the author meant by these things"
WARNING: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO THIS - THIS IS THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL
there is ZERO quips about beating monsters in this game NOR can you even do a gaming combo on the big bosses, and despite me grinding for hours i didnt level up even once
IF YOU ASK ME, THIS GAME SHOULD BE CALLED SHADOW OF MY COLOSSAL PENIS