Told the wife I'd go to the bank.
Didn't tell her which one!!!

I always say morning instead of good morning
because if it were a good morning I'd be ķ̷̧̧̡̛͓̯̦̯̤̮̞̥̤̤̰̦͕̼̥̮̗̟̜͍̘̰͎̩̳̳͔̫͔̙̮̰̹̺͌̋̓́̂̂͛͊̉͋̀̊͆̆̔̐̅͘͘̚͜͜͝ͅş̸̨̢̨̧̧̢̧͎̩̺̞̫̙͔͕̣̞͍͚̣͍̺͔̲̻̭̫̹͍̪̤͙̯̥̬͎̝̣͓̬̰̥͉̇͜͜ͅl̸̡̯̞̠͚̻͎̟̥̫̟̮̱̬̪̩̩̰̠̞̪̬̦̼̙̯̔̂́̀͋̒̂́̃̐̈̃̀̀̇̿͘̚͝͝͝͠g̴̢̛̝̗̙̱̙͎̈́̊͌̂̂̀́̀̉̓̽̇̓̄̓̃̅͒̆̋̓͆̅̾̎͗̇̃́̾̈̄̿̀͋̃̕͘͘̕̕̚͝l̷̡̢̡̢͖̥̥͈̫̫͉̰͕͓͓̣͖̮̱̙̭̖̤̣̝̬͇̝͔̙͈̗̦̗̭͍̠̮̞̲̝̯̥̩̯̂̀̀̂̍͐̌̇̃̏͜͜ͅͅs̸̨̹̪̻̟̻̥͇͚̤̺͇̥̳̭͕͓̟͙̮̥̋g̶̡̧͍̠̤͓̖͉̘̣̦͚̞̣̟̝͕͚̦̱̯̗̯͇͍̝̻͛́̇́̉̿́͝

SHUGGOTH GOTHA YA

UH'ENYTHH AH'LLOIGSHOGG YA