THIS IS THE WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!! I WAS ON THE TOTK HYPE TRAIN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH, AND ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT I GOT DISSAPOINTED HORRIBLY!!! IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY PART OF BOTW THAT YOU ENJOYED, IT WAS REDONE IN TOTK, WORSE! The Great Plateau exists in the sky now, that fucker rauru replaced the chad king Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule, and rauru isnt even the sage, he's just some zonai nerd. AND THE ZONAI! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE ZONAI! They took what was a cool small concept in BOTW and ruined it for the sake of fanservice! All that this game does is retroactively bastardize and attempt to ruin the greatest game of all time, even the new building mechanics make NO SENSE to be found in a ZELDA game!!! and worst of all, i'm the only sane one!!! everyone loves this game!!! it won all sorts of awards!!! reviewers are eating up this absolute horrible shlock!!! tears of the kingdom is the greatest dissapointment ever and anyone who even slightly enjoyed any small part of this game is objectively wrong. fuck you nintendo, you made my childhood awesome, then you had to go ahead and ruin it.

Reviewed on Jan 04, 2024


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