This review contains spoilers

i have many thoughts upon completing the canon ending, so i will separate them into bullet points

- VERGIL AND RUFIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could write an essay but i'll just leave it at - tears.

- al worth(less)

- like really al are you kidding me. by my 7th loop i was besting pluto in a game of wits to save the souls of the damned and you were in there for HOW LONG? jesus christ.

- desius you nasty fucking bitch.

- explaining memes to an ancient roman priestess. 10/10

- flashing the flashlight in ancient civilization people's faces

- stared at the statue of apollo for way too long

- what was up with the golden goose eggs. i made like 5 of them to stock up and never used them once. ?????

- ulpius' big wet eyes and pathetic aura have captivated me body and soul.

- found sentilla early on accident and thought she was a twink bc of that hair and was ready to risk life and limb. was incredibly disappointed upon realization.

- catching up with everyone in the museum had me grinning painfully. almost cried.

- honk?

TLDR
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jokes aside this was a beautiful and thought provoking game in so many different aspects, and for those interested in learning about ancient civilizations and cultures, it's very rich with knowledge. was it sometimes corny? yeah, but highly enjoyed it and worth the purchase. please play this game.

Reviewed on Oct 22, 2023


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