What happens when you have a group of Japanese businessmen and developers try to create a story-driven, mascot platformer to appeal to the youth of the United States in the early 2000's? You get a complete fever dream of a game in concept, story, sound, gameplay, and pretty much everything in between. It hits all the wrong notes in all the right places turning a misguided cacophony into something both surreal and, dare I say it, profound.