What a strange "you had to be there" title. It was like a late 2000's mobile game. A card collecting game with 3D turret segments? It doesn't feel real.

The main bulk of the game is talking with cardboard NPCs for fetch quests in lame dungeons. The menus are offensive to look at, paragraphs of text crammed into popups galore.
Spending tickets, you pull cards by playing a minigame. You stand in one spot with a sniper rifle and shoot hoards of zombies until time ran out. Each zombie eliminated resulted in a card drop.
Then you take those cards to battle others. Very basic card monster versus card monster. There is literally ZERO DEPTH. Cards just bump into each other. If your card was stronger than the opponent's, you eliminated that card and they'd play their next monster. You will be holding fast forward the entire time. The game is ugly as sin and the sounds are awful. You'll get sick of the music so fast. It's almost comical.

Reviewed on Jul 06, 2023


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