A modern espionage-themed shooter with some RPG elements, this game is often portrayed as a lost treasure, I can only assume by people who were too young to play Deus Ex when it came out.

I made it to the end, despite the homogenous missions, dreadful enemy design, and predictable storyline---there was something there, some hint of fun to be had to be had sneaking around and silently taking out bad guys. But, as soon as I got comfortable, I'd be spotted through some dodgy level geometry by an enemy two rooms away, who psychically alerts every other person on the map instantly. The Steam version is also hideously broken, continually crashing to desktop.

Everything this game does is done better in other games. Do yourself a favour and just play DE, Human Revolution, or Splinter Cell.

Reviewed on Feb 04, 2022


5 Comments


2 years ago

It does allow you to build a character that tanks bullets and punch the shit out of enemies, that makes it goated in my books
You're entitled to your dumb opinion.

2 years ago

okay goddamn going full ham on me for no reason

2 years ago

RevengeOfGoblin, I want to say that first off, I'd like to say I agree with your review of Alpha Protocol: The Espionage RPG. BUT! I would also like to secondly point out, that Sniggle Gross does have a point. I believe thirdly that together, we can agree on certain things wwihile also holding true to our own thoughts! I' love to hear your resposne.
@Snigglegros It was an attempt at a joke, no offence intended.

@Zurheide You sound like a very nice person, enjoy your games