There's no question this is a bad game. Ask anyone you like: the plot is nonsensical, the dialogue and voice acting is rubbish, the action combat is just that bit too loose to really engage - and yet there's something there, some absurd charm that kept making smile every time Jack let fly with the non-sequiturs while fist bumping everyone in sight.

It's got the mise en scene of The Room and the atmosphere of self-insert Final Fantasy slash fic, so enter at your own risk. I can't recommend unless your mind is broken in the same way as my own, but at least the difficulty settings are admirably permissive, so you're well within your rights to stick on casual mode and watch the disaster unfold.