Dog variety: abundant
Dog aesthetics: admirable
Dog moral character: ranges from misguided to abomination
Dog avatar: Repugnant Pug

No idea what the story was supposed to be about (apart from about 25 hours, wacka wacka). Exploding bodies took me about a dozen hours to wring all the fun out of, can't see playing after the campaign stretched that to about double.

Everyone who complained about Diablo 3 having interesting background art, I hope you're happy with your brown swamps.