there is a realistic trilobite flying through space on my television

There's a fun game in here for sure, but jesus christ ow my eyes hurt now

Circles make me irrationally angry now.

Thanks, Mini Metro!

I like to think that I would be much more interested in this game if I was more into cars.

Feels faithful, not that I would know.

"Genre: Adventure" is absolutely correct.

"Good" roguelites are usually crafted so that the first, second, or even third runs of a playthrough are hard enough for your average first-time player to lose on, but fun and engaging enough to want to try again and learn more from the game.

This one isn't really.

Fun and engaging, I mean.

To quote the hit children's television program Teletubbies:

"Duck goes quack.

Quack, quack, quack!

Duck goes quack, quack, quack."

If I go to your birthday party and the only snack you have is Chex Mix I'm kicking you out of the party.

Switch version is really choppy, but overall a decent (albeit simple) game with a good message.

I feel like these cats are mocking me.

Which is fair, because I'm not very good at puzzle games.