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1986
The arcade version of this seems pretty fun, but the NES version is booty buttcheeks.
1987
holy smokes 3D on the Nintendo Entertainment System
2016
haha now make cock simulator I'm serious
2016
This review contains spoilers
wow that third demon guy caught me off guard
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity has been on my backlog for a while and I've been trying to power through it for the last week or so. I can only hope that I'm almost done with it though, because the gameplay loop has become so incredibly tedious at this point and I don't really want to play it anymore.
I don't think I'm able to judge Three Hopes appropriately yet, because in comparison to Age of Calamity this is incredible so far.
Looking forward to feeling differently about it in a couple of days.
I don't think I'm able to judge Three Hopes appropriately yet, because in comparison to Age of Calamity this is incredible so far.
Looking forward to feeling differently about it in a couple of days.
1992
if humans descended from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?????? 😳😳😳
2016
TURNIP: Turnip.
1989
Perfect game, get off my lawn.
This game would probably be a perfect Fire Emblem game if Kris just flat-out wasn't in it.
2021
I have perfected the art of doing my taxes in an extreme way.
Even the menu screen is barely-functional at best.
It'd be hilarious if the actual game wasn't so sad, and one of the worst games I've ever played.
It'd be hilarious if the actual game wasn't so sad, and one of the worst games I've ever played.
2019
I want to play a Koto.
2018
It's a simple but effective Pico-8 game. Controls are basic and feel good enough, and the idea of getting more bonus points for grazing obstacles works well for it.
2018
There's an exceedingly solid tower defense game here, but I sure do hate the art style tremendously.
2020
