PROGRESS: 528/583 (90%)

left it open for Multiple days

PROGRESS: 515/583 (88%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- sweetmeats
- sugar rush
- looking kind of dumb
- quincentennial
- liquid assets
- large and in charge
- black cat's paw
- what's the dark matter with you

PROGRESS: 507/583 (86%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- elder slumber
- keeper of the conservatory
- but i didn't say stop, did i?
- seedless to nay
- green, aching thumb
- curly braces

PROGRESS: 501/583 (85%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- but the future refused to change
- away from this place
- in and of itself
- if at first you don't succeed
- botany enthusiast
- flip a cookie. chips, i win. crust, you lose.
- sugar sugar

PROGRESS: 494/583 (85%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- o fortuna
- horn of plenty
- swiss cheese
- making light of the situation

aaaalmost at 66 trillion ascensions peace & love

PROGRESS: 490/585 (84%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- i think it's safe to say you've got it made
- i'm the wiz
- initial public offering
- a sometimes food
- make my day
- just plain lucky
- spooky cookies
- false vacuum
- quadricentennial
- don't think about it too hard
- bad chemistry
- never get bored
- taking the back streets
- dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
- and i will pray to a big god
- caveman to cosmos
- all the stars in heaven
- smurf account
- more you say?
- particular tastes
- shosple colupis
- the devil's workshop
- reduced to gibbering heaps
- a light snack
- keep going until i say stop
- you are inevitable
- back already?
- dude, sweet
- hand-picked
- here you go
- beyond quality
- tempting fate
- tabloid addiction
- stifling the press
- metallic taste
- tautological
- not enough of a good thing
- reindeer sleigher
- eldeer
- nuclear throne
- though fools seldom differ
- quadricentennial and a half
- baby it's old outside
- moistburster

fun fact i am going insane

PROGRESS: 446/583 (73%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- replaced by robots
- feed me, orteil
- haven't even begun to peak
- just a phase
- what a concept
- magic thinking
- the 10% myth
- and then what?
- tricentennial and a half
- don't let me leave, murph
- financial prodigy
- you'll never shine if you don't glow
- elder nap
- elder calm
- lazarus
- what did we even eat before these
- heavy flow
- is there life on mars?
- versatile
- you'll never know if you don't go

working on endless cycle now. sighs exhaustively

PROGRESS: 426/583 (73%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- hyperspace expressway
- the incredible journey
- don't let the walls cave in on you
- first-class citizen
- myriad
- preaches and cream
- jackpot
- earth-616
- kaizen
- unthinkable
- i'm so meta, even this achievement
- closure
- wrinklesquisher
- thick-skinned
- reincarnation

UP TO LIKE 144 BILLION PRESTIGE LEVELS HOLY FUCK

PROGRESS: 410/583 (70%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
i'm not even gonna try here sorry

second ascension!!! closed pretty soon after

PROGRESS: 136/583 (23%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- engineer
- hollow the planet
- transmogrification
- upgrader
- clickastrophe
- infinite bakery
- a world filled with cookies
- ruler of the ancients
- homegrown
- perfected agriculture
- now you're thinking
- immortal bakery
- self contained
- when this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
- global warming
- clickataclysm
- the center of the earth
- can you dig it
- fast and delicious
- alternate timeline
- a loan in the dark
- don't stop me now
- sacrifice
- oblivion
- nihilism
- from scratch
- wholesome
- just wrong
- cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
- veteran
- the old never bothered me anyway
- the digital
- new-age cult
- woops, you solved world hunger
- quirky quarks
- you can stop now
- dazzling glimmer
- the ultimate clickdown
- f12
- charms and enchantments
- what are the odds
- need for greed
- it's the economy, stupid
- threw you for a loop
- far far away
- fanaticism
- organized religion
- the agemaster
- gardener extraordinare
- tectonic ambassador
- rise of the machines
- lord of constructs
- all the other kids with the pumped up clicks
- cookies all the way down
- nil zero zilch

mostly afked again but just started getting chancemakers! at like 44 heavenly chips waiting for 365 to ascend

PROGRESS: 77/583 (13%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- cookie quasar
- elder
- god complex
- cookie-dunker
- tiny cookie
- olden days
- early bird
- a whole new world
- you win a cookie
- fortune
- clickageddon
- shady sect
- bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- universal bakery
- oh hey, you're still here
- time warp
- antibatter
- friend of the ancients
- the sorcerer's apprentice
- timeless bakery
- clicknarok
- let's never bake again
- farm ill
- lone photon
- galactic highway
- fading luck
- lucked out

mostly just afked i'm gonna be totally real

PROGRESS: 50/583 (8%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- retirement home
- excavation site
- a stroke of luck
- expedition
- cosmic bakery
- clickasmic
- industrial revolution
- cookie pulsar
- transmutation
- of mice and men
- architect
- augmenter
- galactic bakery
- fit the bill

bought it as a mini birthday present to myself!! unfortunately will be sacrificing my grades for this. sad! well there's other classes

PROGRESS: 36/583 (6%)

ACHIEVEMENTS OBTAINED:
- wake and bake
- click
- double-click
- grandma's cookies
- casual baking
- making some dough
- clicktastic
- bought the farm
- hardcore baking
- golden cookie
- steady tasty steam
- what's in a name
- you know the drill
- so baked right now
- cookie monster
- fledgling bakery
- production chain
- builder
- mouse wheel
- pretty penny
- mass producer
- clickathon
- sloppy kisses
- enhancer
- affluent bakery
- your time to shrine
- reap what you sow
- world-famous bakery
- clickolympics
- bewitched
- cookie vortex
- lucky cookie
- clickorama
- uncanny clicker
- speed baking i
- speed baking ii