Here is my proprietary mad-libs prompt for Nihon Falcom plots after playing the three Trails games:
A kid with PURPLE hair who LIKES TO SLEEP is tragically forced to move away from home when HE ACCIDENTALLY MURDERS HIS ENTIRE VILLAGE WITH HIS BARE HANDS because he accidentally STUMBLED UPON THE RUNE OF MINKUS. Years later, he gathers himself to fight the EVIL CORPORATION THAT PLANTED THE RUNE, but then, a pretty girl with GOLDEN hair and is unique because she LIKES TO PLAY GUITAR chases him down because she survived and was like a sister to him (but not his actual sister because they eventually lay down on top of each other). She slaps him, tells him they are like family and that it will be ok, because they are like family and she is like a sister to him (but not his actual sister, because t-). The final boss is ANOTHER GUY FROM THE VILLAGE THAT ALSO SURVIVED AND SECRETLY WAS THE ONE WHO PUT THE RUNE THERE, but then after the battle says that he actually loves the main character like a brother, and only did it because HE WAS SAD ABOUT LOSING HIS PET BIRD. The game ends when a third even eviler guy PUSHES A PIANO OFF OF A THREE-STORY BUILDING ONTO THE SECOND GUY’S HEAD and then everyone cries.
A kid with PURPLE hair who LIKES TO SLEEP is tragically forced to move away from home when HE ACCIDENTALLY MURDERS HIS ENTIRE VILLAGE WITH HIS BARE HANDS because he accidentally STUMBLED UPON THE RUNE OF MINKUS. Years later, he gathers himself to fight the EVIL CORPORATION THAT PLANTED THE RUNE, but then, a pretty girl with GOLDEN hair and is unique because she LIKES TO PLAY GUITAR chases him down because she survived and was like a sister to him (but not his actual sister because they eventually lay down on top of each other). She slaps him, tells him they are like family and that it will be ok, because they are like family and she is like a sister to him (but not his actual sister, because t-). The final boss is ANOTHER GUY FROM THE VILLAGE THAT ALSO SURVIVED AND SECRETLY WAS THE ONE WHO PUT THE RUNE THERE, but then after the battle says that he actually loves the main character like a brother, and only did it because HE WAS SAD ABOUT LOSING HIS PET BIRD. The game ends when a third even eviler guy PUSHES A PIANO OFF OF A THREE-STORY BUILDING ONTO THE SECOND GUY’S HEAD and then everyone cries.