Ultimate feature bloat. This is a what if it was everything kind of game. Frustratingly so.

The very thin spreading means no element feels good, though there is a technical proficiency to the visuals. Gun play, or melee, never feels good enough; the open world is pointless; climbing is janky; RPG elements are poorly implemented; driving is bad; stealth is bad… it keeps going.

And then there are puzzle rooms?

Compelling to play because it is a base level of proficient and you want to see the ways it continues to be… Bad. The story is silly, and is politically off putting even if totally confused.

The dialogue is so bad that you have to stick with it, and it’s even funnier when it tries to narrativise this shortcoming at the end.