yeah no one gives a shit if it doesn't play like a typical RPG platformers are better anyways and this game is awesome

Unlike most fans of this game, I actually like Thousand Year Door too.

ONLY TRUE INTELLECTUALS WILL UNDERSTAND THE CULTURAL IMPACT THIS GAME HAD ON GAMING AND THE WORLD AS A WHOLE. NO GAME HAS EVER BROKEN THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS MUCH AS WIPEOUT: THE GAME DID. THIS IS ART. THIS IS GAMING.

also the wavy arm glitch is the best