Don't really care that this is not properly playable without OG hardware (or the Taito Egret Mini and a dumb $120 peripheral). Don't really care that it's shallow, and procedurally-generated, and insanely quarter-hungry.

Just open it up in MAME for two fuckin minutes and listen to that music, and bask in that late-eighties visual majesty. You're an awesome-looking dragon slithering around a technomaze, shooting fire at spaceships.

It's objectively rad. I don't make the rules.