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This review is not a part of my FE series replay reviews, as I am not being "objective" or "fair" as game reviewers tend to think they are. I am here to CLEAR SOME SHIT UP for glue eating individuals that say this game is bad. This one is personal for me because I'm tired of hearing the same tired ass takes about this masterpiece of a game, because even though liking it isn't a hot take, dissenters of this game have one fuckin critique and still rank it among the worst in the series, which is egregiously cap when Revelations and Sacred Stones exist and are actively the worst games.
Let's talk about expectations for a Fire Emblem game nowadays, as I feel like especially right after the release of Engage, I've come to understand what FE fans have come to expect from a new entry in the series. I imagine the thoughts bouncing around in their heads sound a little something like this:
"Wow! I can't believe we're getting a new FE, I sure hope that it has the weapon triangle, a fully fledged child/marriage system with skill inheritance, shit fuckloads of skills to grind and abuse in combat, and hella optional maps for grinding. Otherwise I'm going to pound my chest like an ape on twitter dot com and scream about how the franchise is going down the shitter and elitists are the bane of the fucking franchise."
While they're right about that very last part, I feel like this game was victim to these expectations, as I have seen nothing but idiot after idiot complaining about something or other that this game didn't completely fucking axe from the original experience. Let's real talk for a second here: the original game sucks fucking donkey dick. Gaiden is by no means a fun experience. I just replayed it. You are a fuckin contrarian if you say it is, and a super mega chud if you say it's better than this game. This is a remake, and while it does very little to improve the shitty map design and approach to enemy placement (or lack thereof), it does SO FUCKING MUCH to reimagine and improve the limited source material and create something truly magical that you have to be a soulless bastard to hate this.
- Gameplay: This is the actual worst part of the game, but not nearly as bad as people make it out to be, and in fact, Three Houses stole many aspects of this game's playbook for itself. For instance, this entry gave us the Mila Turnwheel, something that every entry since has seen, as well as combat arts, something that Three Houses made an integral aspect of its combat. While the maps are often just locations with enemies placed on them with little-to-no rhyme or reason, I find that the maps aren't nearly as atrocious if you just don't suck balls at the game. Crazy idea, using the tools the game gives you to beat it, such as warp rescue strats on Alm's route, Peg knight abuse against cantors and monsters on Celica's route, and just using your brain on either. Yes, swamp maps are annoying, but also, they added the turnwheel for a reason, so use it.
-Map Design: It's fucking trash. Like this is the one weakness of the game in my mind. The maps are not fun to play, at best, unit growth is something to drive the player on maps, but no real meaningful side objectives or obj variety on maps. However, again, as this is a remake, there is only so much they can do with this, as Gaiden was a JPN only title prior to this, and if they HAD done radical revisions, it would honestly change the identity of the game.
-Soundtrack: This game has the best soundtrack in the entire fucking series. Fates might be a close second, but this is the greatest glow-up of a remake's soundtrack I've ever heard. If you need proof: "Lord of a Dead Empire," "Scion's Dance in Purgatory," "The Sacrifice and the Saint," "Pride and Arrogance," "With Mila's Divine Protection," "TWILIGHT OF THE GODS," do I need to list any fucking more??? "Heritors of Arcadia"???? Anything else? It's not close, and tbh it doesn't fall into the very common FE trope in modern entries of shoe horning the fuck out of the main motif into every single goddamn map theme in the game, thank God.
-Voice Acting: This is the first fully-voiced Fire Emblem game, at least in main cutscenes and support conversations. It is for the most part really, really fucking good voice acting. Like way better than I would have expected for a 3DS title, especially given the mixed bag that we got with Fates. Ian Sinclair's Berkut genuinely fucking KILLS his performance, but genuinely I cry at some of this game's voice acting every single time I play it, and I think Kyle does a phenomenal job at Alm.
-Story: This is the part that confuses me most about this game. I get hating the gameplay, or maybe even some of the dialogue, as it doesn't really feel like FE dialogue in some places, but how in the actual fuck do you hate this game's story? The story of Alm and Celica is so fuckin moving to me, and I genuinely choke up every time I see them get torn apart at the end of the prologue. The implementation of the two new characters, Berkut and Fernand is also very well done, as it gives characterization to some of the founding members of the Deliverance who tended to get shafted in the original game. It felt like most of the story was happening in Celica's route in the original, whereas this game's storytelling feels more leaning towards Alm, but ultimately more equal, which is something I appreciate about it.
At the end of the day, I get you not liking Shadow of Valentia as a Fire Emblem game, I do. But this game is a fucking masterpiece apart from the series it comes from, and does so much to further that series, even if it feels like it takes a few steps back in other places. Echoes is a perfect example of a masterful remake; loyal to the source material in most places, while adding enough to keep the experience fresh and engaging for new audiences. Now that I've not only gotten onto my soapbox, but also did a fucking cartwheel off of it, I hope that you can understand just how special this game is to me, because I feel like it was very formative to the kind of video games that I enjoy to this day.
[EDIT: I fuckin forgot to mention the god tier glow-up of the character designs. The redesigns of some of these characters are night and day, and it's fucking insane how they managed to turn some of the ugliest designs in the original (Boey) into some of my favorites. I cannot stress enough just how amazing this game's artstyle is and how much of an improvement it is, which to be fair really anything would be from the original NES title...]
This review is not a part of my FE series replay reviews, as I am not being "objective" or "fair" as game reviewers tend to think they are. I am here to CLEAR SOME SHIT UP for glue eating individuals that say this game is bad. This one is personal for me because I'm tired of hearing the same tired ass takes about this masterpiece of a game, because even though liking it isn't a hot take, dissenters of this game have one fuckin critique and still rank it among the worst in the series, which is egregiously cap when Revelations and Sacred Stones exist and are actively the worst games.
Let's talk about expectations for a Fire Emblem game nowadays, as I feel like especially right after the release of Engage, I've come to understand what FE fans have come to expect from a new entry in the series. I imagine the thoughts bouncing around in their heads sound a little something like this:
"Wow! I can't believe we're getting a new FE, I sure hope that it has the weapon triangle, a fully fledged child/marriage system with skill inheritance, shit fuckloads of skills to grind and abuse in combat, and hella optional maps for grinding. Otherwise I'm going to pound my chest like an ape on twitter dot com and scream about how the franchise is going down the shitter and elitists are the bane of the fucking franchise."
While they're right about that very last part, I feel like this game was victim to these expectations, as I have seen nothing but idiot after idiot complaining about something or other that this game didn't completely fucking axe from the original experience. Let's real talk for a second here: the original game sucks fucking donkey dick. Gaiden is by no means a fun experience. I just replayed it. You are a fuckin contrarian if you say it is, and a super mega chud if you say it's better than this game. This is a remake, and while it does very little to improve the shitty map design and approach to enemy placement (or lack thereof), it does SO FUCKING MUCH to reimagine and improve the limited source material and create something truly magical that you have to be a soulless bastard to hate this.
- Gameplay: This is the actual worst part of the game, but not nearly as bad as people make it out to be, and in fact, Three Houses stole many aspects of this game's playbook for itself. For instance, this entry gave us the Mila Turnwheel, something that every entry since has seen, as well as combat arts, something that Three Houses made an integral aspect of its combat. While the maps are often just locations with enemies placed on them with little-to-no rhyme or reason, I find that the maps aren't nearly as atrocious if you just don't suck balls at the game. Crazy idea, using the tools the game gives you to beat it, such as warp rescue strats on Alm's route, Peg knight abuse against cantors and monsters on Celica's route, and just using your brain on either. Yes, swamp maps are annoying, but also, they added the turnwheel for a reason, so use it.
-Map Design: It's fucking trash. Like this is the one weakness of the game in my mind. The maps are not fun to play, at best, unit growth is something to drive the player on maps, but no real meaningful side objectives or obj variety on maps. However, again, as this is a remake, there is only so much they can do with this, as Gaiden was a JPN only title prior to this, and if they HAD done radical revisions, it would honestly change the identity of the game.
-Soundtrack: This game has the best soundtrack in the entire fucking series. Fates might be a close second, but this is the greatest glow-up of a remake's soundtrack I've ever heard. If you need proof: "Lord of a Dead Empire," "Scion's Dance in Purgatory," "The Sacrifice and the Saint," "Pride and Arrogance," "With Mila's Divine Protection," "TWILIGHT OF THE GODS," do I need to list any fucking more??? "Heritors of Arcadia"???? Anything else? It's not close, and tbh it doesn't fall into the very common FE trope in modern entries of shoe horning the fuck out of the main motif into every single goddamn map theme in the game, thank God.
-Voice Acting: This is the first fully-voiced Fire Emblem game, at least in main cutscenes and support conversations. It is for the most part really, really fucking good voice acting. Like way better than I would have expected for a 3DS title, especially given the mixed bag that we got with Fates. Ian Sinclair's Berkut genuinely fucking KILLS his performance, but genuinely I cry at some of this game's voice acting every single time I play it, and I think Kyle does a phenomenal job at Alm.
-Story: This is the part that confuses me most about this game. I get hating the gameplay, or maybe even some of the dialogue, as it doesn't really feel like FE dialogue in some places, but how in the actual fuck do you hate this game's story? The story of Alm and Celica is so fuckin moving to me, and I genuinely choke up every time I see them get torn apart at the end of the prologue. The implementation of the two new characters, Berkut and Fernand is also very well done, as it gives characterization to some of the founding members of the Deliverance who tended to get shafted in the original game. It felt like most of the story was happening in Celica's route in the original, whereas this game's storytelling feels more leaning towards Alm, but ultimately more equal, which is something I appreciate about it.
At the end of the day, I get you not liking Shadow of Valentia as a Fire Emblem game, I do. But this game is a fucking masterpiece apart from the series it comes from, and does so much to further that series, even if it feels like it takes a few steps back in other places. Echoes is a perfect example of a masterful remake; loyal to the source material in most places, while adding enough to keep the experience fresh and engaging for new audiences. Now that I've not only gotten onto my soapbox, but also did a fucking cartwheel off of it, I hope that you can understand just how special this game is to me, because I feel like it was very formative to the kind of video games that I enjoy to this day.
[EDIT: I fuckin forgot to mention the god tier glow-up of the character designs. The redesigns of some of these characters are night and day, and it's fucking insane how they managed to turn some of the ugliest designs in the original (Boey) into some of my favorites. I cannot stress enough just how amazing this game's artstyle is and how much of an improvement it is, which to be fair really anything would be from the original NES title...]